Jan 8
Someone has used my details to take out a mobile phone contract. (Anyone who knows me may laugh loudly at this juncture.) And insurance, because it’s important to be covered. (Laugh even louder). Sadly they got my bank account details wrong. (Ha, ha, ha – this is me laughing loudly). Although now I have to prove to the Carphone Warehouse Ltd that I am who I say I am. They would like my birth certificate and passport. I think I will send them a book.